thE procrastination!

One of my friend -a boy- talked me at last Saturday. He had just broken up with his girlfriend the day before. And he talked about his feeling to me.

Him : gue aneh aja. Apa salah gue ya….? Anj*ng!
Me : Lo coba inget-inget aja. Kapan lo terakhir marahan ma @#%@?
Him : dah lama banget.
Me  : trus alesan dia mutusin lo?
Him : katanya si udah gak cocok.
Me : trus ngapain juga lo pikirin?
Him : Yes (my nick name), lo pernah pacaran gak sih?
Me : [nodded my head] uhm..
Him : Lo pernah diputusin?
Me : nope! [I lied]
Him : pantesan aja. Sakit banget, tau gak?!
Me : trus lo mo ngapain. Lo gak mungkin maksa tu cewek balik ke lo kan?!
Him : tapi gue masih cinta ma dia, man!
Me : then, will u push her to get back to ur side? Gak kan?!
Him : iya gak lah. Tapi, anj*ng! Gue bingung banget.
Me : [busy with my novel]

….silent for a while…..

Him : anj*ng lo. Lo gak dengerin gue ya?!
[the temperature starting higher!]
Me : ada juga ya, manusia yang ngajak ngomong anjing?! Sejak kapan juga anjing bisa ngomong?!
Him : alah…! Lo gak usah sok filosofis deh. Gue lagi ada masalah. Lo harus bantuin gue nyari solusinya.
Me : lo mending ngaca! Muka lo tu bisa bikin horor (read: h#rny) cewek-cewek di kampus lo. Mobil, lo punya. Penampilan, lo juga gak out of date. Apa yang lo bingungin. Lo besok senen berkoar-koar kalo lo dah jomblo aja…. I assure u willl get at least 3 girls on the waitin’ list! Believe me! I’ve been being ur friend for almost 3 years buddy!
[Continuing with my novel]
Him : gak segampang itu bro! Ini masalah chemistry. Gak sembarang cewek.
Me : Man, udah jelas tu cewek ninggalin lo buat cowok yang mobilnya ceper kan?! [oopsss!]
Him : [surprised!] lo kok tau?!
Me : gua dah pernah ngeliat cewek lo itu jalan ma tu cowok.
Him : lo kok gak ngomong ke gue?
Me : should I talk about someone’s privacy to u?
Him : but she’s my girl. And u r a reporter!
Me : tapi gua bukan reporter gosip. Bout chemistry…. Cewek lo tu keaseman buat lo. Gak balance…. Kadar basa lo terlalu rendah…
Him : emang belom jodoh kali…
Me : alhamdulillah. Lo sadar juga akhirnya.
Him : menurut lo, apa yang kurang dari gue?
Me : gak ngerti. I thought u r too perfect to be a man.
Him : lo mulai lagi kan… tiap orang pasti ada positive dan negativenya lah..
Me : tapi ada yang cenderung positive dan ada yang cenderung negative man…n lo terlalu cenderung positive…
Him : gak asik lah kalo lo udah ngungkit gitu…

….silent for some while….

Him : how bout going to #&^%? Katanya entar malem ada acara seru man!
Me : how long have u been being my buddy? Gua gak pergi ke club.
Him : sorry, lupa. How about Deket Rumah? Gue dah lama gak minjem buku.
Me : wah… novel ini aja belom selesai. Ini juga pinjem dari temen gua, Arsi (arsi…sori ni novel belom kelar dibaca!). Kudu dibalikin juga nih!
Him : [LoL] trus gue ngapain ya?! Jual diri kali yah…
Me : [talking seriously] gila… gak boleh man. Haram!
Him : [LoL] so, what should we do now…
Me : buy some food….. I’m getting hungry!
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finally, we got makan malam at ayam bakar depan LP wirogunan! enyak..enyakk…

The lesson is: ‘friend will listen n stay next to us even when we’ve just broken up and he/she doesn’t really want to listen nor stay next to us.’